最佳答案Laugh out Loud The Fastest Squirrel: Why did the squirrel cross the road so fast? To avoid getting caught by the chicken! The Magic Wallet: A man walked into a...
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The Fastest Squirrel: Why did the squirrel cross the road so fast? To avoid getting caught by the chicken!
The Magic Wallet: A man walked into a bar and pulled out a 10-dollar bill and a tiny piano out of his little wallet. He placed the piano on the bar and the bartender asked him what kind of music it played. The man responded, \"Anything as long as I have the sheet music.\"
The Clever Parrot: A guy walks into a pet store looking for a talking parrot. The storeowner showed him several parrots, but none of them talked. Suddenly, one parrot spoke up, saying \"Hey, buddy!\" The guy was ecstatic and asked the storeowner why this parrot was different. The owner responded, \"He was born in a brothel, he's seen and heard everything!\"
